jokes

[UE_kurdophile]

A man is walking a dog, when another man comes up and asks "hey where are you taking that donkey?",so the man replies "you fool, it's not a donkey, can't you see? it's a dog!" the other man replies back "Hey, I was talking to the dog."
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A little boy's wish :"when i die, i want to die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving".

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A man is writing something very slowly. A friend asks:" Why are you writing so slowly?”
He answers: "I'm writing to my 6-years- old son, he can't read very fast.

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[Diri]

Oh my God!


Great jokes... I liked all of them... Especially about how that little boy wants to die...

A little boy's wish :"when i die, i want to die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep, not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving".

[AlbaSaab]

Saddam Hussein, Taha Yassin Ramadan and Tariq Aziz are lounging on the balcony of one of Saddam’s palaces when a flock of geese flies over. "Ramadan, shoot the geese," Saddam says. The vice president lifts his AK-47 and empties a clip into the sky, but doesn’t hit a single goose. "You try, Tariq," Saddam says. The deputy prime minister fires and misses as well. "Damn, I have to do everything around here," Saddam says. He fires five rounds in the air. None of the birds fall. There’s an awkward silence. Then Tariq Aziz points at the receding flock and says, "My God, would you look at that! Dead birds flying!"

[AlbaSaab]

What did a man say to another man???

Nothing...animals only talk in fairy tales.

[AlbaSaab]

What did a man say to another man???

Nothing...animals only talk in fairy tales.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"Lord, I have a problem!"

"What’s the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What’s a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he’s aroused, but since you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

What’s the catch, Lord?"

"Well ... you can have him on one condition."

"What’s that, Lord?"

"As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring ... So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it’s our little secret...

"You know, woman to woman."

[UE_kurdophile]

Great jokes AlbaSaab!