* You sit in front of the TV trying to type at a keyboard.
* You suspect there's a virus in your mashed potatoes.
* If you smoke away from the machine, you notice that the breaks are getting shorter and less frequent.
* The optometrist looks deep in your eyes, and sees a blue screen.
* Your computer room has a better air conditioner than your bedroom.
* When someone tells you about a great new program and you're very disappointed to find that it's on TV.
* If while driving down the street, you are confused by the numbers on the houses - they do not appear to be legitimate WWW addresses.
* If you call in sick because you found a great new web site.
* If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.
* If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 36 hours.
* If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as uploading.
* Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
* Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "stop" and "back" buttons.
* You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. any neek like that round here?
* You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
* You laugh at people with modems.
* You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have an email.
* When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.
* You move into a new house and you decide to Netscape before you landscape.
* Your family always knows where you are.
* In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say LOL, ROFL and so on. <<--- hhehhehe, it has happened to me lolz
* After reading this, you immediately forward it to a friend!
