The REAL Star Signs...

[Arin]

DONT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!


GEMINI
May 20th - Jun 20th
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to except to much for too little. This means you are a cheap b*****d. Gemini’s are notorious for hitting on their siblings.

CANCER
Jun 21st - Jul 21st
You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a nosey prick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and wont be worth a turd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

VIRGO
Aug 23rd - Sept 21st
You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during intercourse. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

AQUARIUS
Jan 21st - Feb 19th
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you a jerk. You enjoy getting screwed by…ert hm..large objects.

PISCES
Feb 20th - Mar 19th
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on friends and people resent you flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and you smell funny.

ARIES
Mar 20th - Apr 18th
You are a pioneer type and think most people are d***heads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss everyone off.
Basically you are a prick.

TAURUS
Apr 19th - May 19th
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but an a***hole.

SAGITTARIUS
Nov 22nd - Dec 20th
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, sicnce you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius’ are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of crap.

LIBRA
Sep 21st - Oct 22nd
You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are sluts. All Libra’s have one form of a venereal disease.

LEO
Jul 22nd - Aug 22nd
You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo’s are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo’s are thieving dips***s and enjoy pleasing themselves.

CAPRICORN
Dec 21st - Jan 20th
You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-s***. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

SCORPIO
Oct 23rd - Nov 21st
The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b****. Most Scorpio’s are MURDERED.

[Kae Man]

looooooooooooooool

finally a different take on things.

[Diri]

PISCES
Feb 20th - Mar 19th
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on friends and people resent you flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and you smell funny.






What is yours Kae Man?

[Kae Man]

ARIES
Mar 20th - Apr 18th
You are a pioneer type and think most people are d***heads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss everyone off.
Basically you are a prick.

Apparently, I'm a prick.

[Arin]

ARIES
Mar 20th - Apr 18th
You are a pioneer type and think most people are d***heads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss everyone off.
Basically you are a prick.

Apparently, I'm a prick.

Erm yeh..dont worry i am too supposedly

[Kae Man]

Great.

Isn't that just dandy? lol.

[missIndependent]

SCORPIO
Oct 23rd - Nov 21st
The worst of the lot!!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b****. Most Scorpio’s are MURDERED.

^^hhehehe, n im the perfect son of bitch.. thanx n imma be MURDERED!

[AlbaSaab]

ARIES
Mar 20th - Apr 18th
You are a pioneer type and think most people are d***heads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss everyone off.
Basically you are a prick.

Apparently, I'm a prick.

LOL. Me too pal.

[kurdangel]

CAPRICORN
Dec 21st - Jan 20th
You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-s***. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
time to kill my self