Wife “disappear you all! My man is back!!”
The American soldier hide himself under the bed. The German one got into closet, and the Turkish soldier went to balcony.
Husband “Hi sweetie! Why are you naked?!!”
Wife “Hi honey! Nothing, I just wanted to take a bath. So what’s happened?! Why are you back so soon?!”
Husband “Well, I just forgot my baggage. Do you know where is it?”
Wife “No honey!”
So the husband started to search all over the house to find his baggage. First looked at under the bed and just wondered to find the American soldier there:
Husband “God! Who are you?! What the hell are you doing there?!!”
American soldier “Sir, your wife called me to fix the bed!”
Husband “So, why are you naked?!!”
American “Well, I’m sorry Sir, it was so hot here!”
Husband “Ok, are you finished?”
American “Sure Sir!”
Husband “How much I’m suppose to pay?”
American “20 $”
After paying him, the husband searched other places till got to the closet and just found another nude guy there:
Husband “What the hell are you doing in my closet?!!”
German soldier “I’m here to fix it Sir, your wife called me!”
Husband “I see. So are you gonna apolgize for being naked becuz it was hot there?!”
German “You’re exactly right Sir!”
Husband “Ok, are you finished? How much I’m suppose to pay?”
German “Yes Sir, 20 $ at all”
The Turkish soldier just saw these scenes from back of the window that how come the husband found the rest boyfirends and even paied them!! So immediately throw himself into the room and cried: “Sir, Sir! Pay me! I was screwing your wife too!!!”
