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HEATHROW

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:30 pm
Author: talsor
Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Reads Like… Sounds Like…

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed******* I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie********* I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest********** I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet******** Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted********* My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard


Here is the actual sound recording :lol: :lol:

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003 ... row-p1.php

Re: HEATHROW

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:58 pm
Author: Barış
:lol:Those names even more creative than:

Adam Bahm
Harry Butz
Harry Bahlz
Ben Dover...

Re: HEATHROW

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:13 pm
Author: Londoner
It seems they have used a sort of artificial broken English :lol:

Re: HEATHROW

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:32 am
Author: Qamishlo
Londoner wrote:It seems they have used a sort of artificial broken English :lol:

at my first glance I thought these sentences are in Indian language :lol: :lol:
Thanks for sharing it , kak Talsor :)

Re: HEATHROW

PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:04 am
Author: Londoner
Qamishlo wrote:
Londoner wrote:It seems they have used a sort of artificial broken English :lol:

at my first glance I thought these sentences are in Indian language :lol: :lol:
Thanks for sharing it , kak Talsor :)


That is what I thought first. But after I played the sound I almost understood it and realised the trick.

Re: HEATHROW

PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 11:33 pm
Author: amoo_h
Google the name 'Mike Litoris'

:D