time for Iranian
Top 5 Ways I Can Tell if Somebody is Persian:
5. Racist against African-Americans
4. Generally anti-Semitic even though you share many of the negative traits equated with Jews
3. Care more about consumerism in America rather than freedom
2. Are incredibly materialistic
1. Compete with the Arabs over who is more fanatical
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10 reasons the New York terrorists were not Iranian
10. 6:45 is too early for most Iranians to get up
9. Iranians are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
8. Hot girls on the planes would distracted them
7. Once in the air, they would change their mind (Pawimoon mishodan)
6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford.
4. They would start tarofing with each other (Woma' bewinid, na woma' befarma'eed...)
3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.
2. 18 Iranians can't even organize a simple lunch get together! You think they could organize such an attack?
1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.
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Mesha was so ugly.When she joined an ugly contest. They told her "no professionals"
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An Iranian falls down a house.A man runs to him and asks:what happend ?
The iranian answers: I don't now,I just got here.
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An Iranian to his wife:"What did you do with the dust on this table?
I had written a telephone number on it!!
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This Iranian walks into Future Shop, and asked the employee if they have "any colour TV's"?
The employee siad "yes".
Then the Iranian said give me a red one.
5. Racist against African-Americans
4. Generally anti-Semitic even though you share many of the negative traits equated with Jews
3. Care more about consumerism in America rather than freedom
2. Are incredibly materialistic
1. Compete with the Arabs over who is more fanatical
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10 reasons the New York terrorists were not Iranian
10. 6:45 is too early for most Iranians to get up
9. Iranians are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights
8. Hot girls on the planes would distracted them
7. Once in the air, they would change their mind (Pawimoon mishodan)
6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford.
4. They would start tarofing with each other (Woma' bewinid, na woma' befarma'eed...)
3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.
2. 18 Iranians can't even organize a simple lunch get together! You think they could organize such an attack?
1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.
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Mesha was so ugly.When she joined an ugly contest. They told her "no professionals"
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An Iranian falls down a house.A man runs to him and asks:what happend ?
The iranian answers: I don't now,I just got here.
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An Iranian to his wife:"What did you do with the dust on this table?
I had written a telephone number on it!!
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This Iranian walks into Future Shop, and asked the employee if they have "any colour TV's"?
The employee siad "yes".
Then the Iranian said give me a red one.