Turkish-American collaboration against PKK

[Londoner]

Turkish-American collaboration against PKK

Turkish Army chief of Staff was on the telephone screaming at a CIA officer in CIA Head Quarters in America and was asking to talk to CIA Chief. The officer wrote note on a piece of paper and passed it to the Chief. For security reasons, in CIA headquarters they only communicate by writing on pieces papers, which burnt immediately. When the chief opened the piece of paper to read the note, he saw a message like this: ‘Sir the Jack Ass is on line.’ ‘Jack Ass’ is a CIA code for Turkish Army chief of staff.

When the chief took the telephone, he heard Turkish Army chief of staff was angry and was blaming Americans for not providing information against PKK terrorists. To calm him down, the chief told him he had already got some new information and would pass it to Turkish Military intelligence service soon. After that he made this note: ‘Fabricate any information about Invisible Knights and pass it to the Mules’ and gave it to one of his aids. ‘Invisible Knights’ is a CIA code for PKK. ‘Mules’ is a CIA code for Turkish Military Intelligence Service.

Immediately, the aid telephoned Turkish Military Intelligence service and informed them a bout CIA discovery of a very dangerous PKK terrorist hiding in UK in a place near M6 motorway. Within 24 hours a team of Turkish commandos in disguise landed in UK to kidnap the PKK terrorist. They combed M6 motorway many times but couldn’t find the place. They informed Turkish Army head quarters about it. Again Turkish Army Chief of staff was on line blaming CIA chief for providing wrong information. The chief tried to reason with him to calm him down but didn’t work. Finally he lost his temper and wanted to tell him: ‘Piss off’. But then he changed his mind and wanted to make fun of him. He said: “Look commander; M6 motorway doesn’t mean exactly M6 motorway, it also means M3 motorway twice or M3, M2 and M1 motorways. Let your commandos know that. Tell them to try M1 six times, if they didn't find the place, let them to try M2 three times.....'he was interrupted by Turkish Army chief of staff'”

“Sorry chief. I apologise. This is my fault. Silly me. Why I didn’t think like that before. Thank you I got the idea. Good bye” Turkish Army chief of Staff replied when he interrupted CIA chif.

"Blimey, it was an insult to Jack Ass to code name him Jack Ass." CIA chief whispered to himself when he put telephone down.